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Kurt: Oh, excuse me! Um, hi, can I ask you a question? I’m new here.
Blaine: My name’s Blaine

(They shake hands)

Kurt: Kurt (smiles)

—Never Been Kissed

Courage

—Blaine to Kurt, via text message, Never Been Kissed

Kurt: On the count of three, name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover. 1…2…3!
Blaine and Kurt: (together) Marion Cotillard!
Blaine: (gushes) Oh my god, stop it!
Kurt: I know, I know. She’s AMAZING!
Blaine: She’s amazing!
—Kurt and Blaine, The Substitute

Kurt: Has anyone read Patti LuPone’s new book?
Blaine: (looks confused)…I’m kidding! Of course I have!
Kurt: You scared me so much there!
—The Substitute

Blaine: I was just talking about the Buckeyes; I’m a college football fan. I like sports too, you know.
Kurt: Oh, way to break the stereotype!
—Kurt and Blaine, The Substitute

Blaine: (to Kurt) I need you to sing with me, well rehearse with me. I got a gig singing Baby it’s Cold Outside in the the King’s Island Christmas Spectacular.
Kurt: Ah a personal favorite! Too bad they’d never let us sing it together… I mean as two artists.

—Kurt and Blaine, A Very Glee Christmas

Kurt: Why hasn’t Finn told me anything about this? We live together. I bring him a nice glass of warm milk every night just in hopes that we’ll have a little lady chat.
Blaine: Warm milk? Really?
Kurt: It’s delicious.
—Kurt and Blaine, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle

Kurt: Blaine and I like football.
Blaine: (looks at Kurt)
Kurt: Okay, Blaine likes football. I like scarves.
Blaine: (smiles)
—Kurt and Blaine to Mercedes and Rachel, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle

Barista: What can I get you?
Blaine: A Medium Drip, and a Grande Non-Fat Mocha for this guy, and maybe I can get him to split one of the Cupid cookies.
Kurt: You know my coffee order?
Blaine: Of course I do.
Barista: That’ll be $8.40.

(Kurt and Blaine both start to pull out their wallets)

Blaine: Don’t even bother dummy, it’s on me.

(Blaine walks away after paying)

Kurt: (to barista) I do believe I have a new favorite holiday. (laughs)
—Kurt and Blaine, Silly Love Songs

Kurt: So, it’s just like ‘When Harry Met Sally’. But I get to play Meg Ryan.
Blaine: Deal. (pauses) Don’t they get together in the end?
Kurt: (smiles and ignores the question)
—Kurt and Blaine, Silly Love Songs

Kurt: Has anyone literally died on stage?
Blaine: (looks over) Are you nervous?
Kurt: Please don’t judge me. This is the first time I’ve had a solo in front of a competition audience. I have this nightmare that I’m going to forget the lyrics or I’m going to sing and nothing is gonna come out. (looks over at Blaine) Okay, you can judge me.
Blaine: I think it’s adorable. I think you’re adorable. And- and the only people who’re going to dying tonight are the people in that audience because you and I are going to kill this thing. Come on, let’s go.
—Kurt and Blaine, Original Song

Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine:: (nervously) Kurt, there’s a moment you say, “Oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you forever.” (places hand on Kurt’s) Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me… About you. (pause) You move me, Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. (leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly) We should… We should practice.
Kurt: (smiles) I thought we were. (kiss again)
—Kurt and Blaine, Original Song

Kurt: (shovels dirt onto Pavarotti’s grave)
Kurt: “Farewell, sweet prince.”
Blaine: “I’m so sorry, Kurt. This must be really upsetting for you it reminds you of your Mom’s funeral, doesn’t it?”
Kurt: “The casket was bigger. But yes. It’s not just that, though. Honestly, I’m upset that we lost Regionals.”
Blaine: “The competition season maybe over but we’ll still get to perform. We do nursing home shows all the time. And you know how many Gaps there are in Ohio? Tons.”
Kurt: “Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.”
Blaine: “You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don’t you think?”

(both walk off hand in hand)
—Kurt and Blaine, Original Song

I’m never saying goodbye to you.
—Kurt to Blaine, Born This Way

Blaine: I’m crazy about you.
Kurt:…So I’ll take that as a yes?
Blaine: Yes, you and I are going to prom.

—Prom Queen

Blaine: May I have this dance?
Kurt: Yes, yes you may.
—Prom Queen

Kurt: I’m going to show them that it doesn’t matter if they are yelling at me or whispering behind my back, they can’t touch me. They can’t touch us or what we have.
—Kurt and Blaine, Prom Queen

Kurt: We all just looked at the top ten list for showcase and we all just went numb. And then Jesse just kept going on and on about how Rachel and Finn’s kiss was what cost us nationals.
Blaine: While I do understand passion I do think that was unprofessional. Sorry keep going.
Kurt: And then we get back to the hotel, and Santana loses it.

(Flashback to Santana angrily yelling at Rachel in Spanish and being held back)

Kurt: I mean, on the plane ride home it was completely silent, like no one said a word. We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.
Blaine: Wait a second…I don’t get it. You don’t seem that sad at all.
Kurt: It was still amazing. I mean, I flew in a plane for the first time in my life, I had breakfast at Tiffany’s, I sung on a Broadway stage.
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: (silent for a few seconds) I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel’s had a pretty good year.
—Kurt and Blaine, New York

You promised me by the first day of school you’d make a decision and there you sit, cute as ever, but still in your Warbler’s blazer.
—Kurt to Blaine, The Purple Piano Project

Kurt: If you stay at Dalton you and I are competitors.
Blaine: That’s true.
Kurt: And I’m just not sure that our budding love can survive that.
Blaine: Let me get this straight, I have to transfer ‘cause you’re just afraid I’m gonna beat you at sectionals.
Kurt: No I’m afraid I’m going to beat you, and I know what that does to you when I win.
—The Purple Piano Project

I just want my senior year to be magic, and the only way that’s gonna happen is if I get to spend every minute of every day with you.
—Kurt to Blaine, The Purple Piano Project

Blaine: I came here for me, because I can’t stand to be apart from the person I love.
—Blaine to Kurt, The Purple Piano Project

Blaine: You always zig when I think you’re about to zag… and I just love that about you.

—Blaine to Kurt, Asian F

Blaine: And besides, tearing off all your clothes is sort of a tall order.
Kurt: Because of the layers?
Blaine: Because of the layers.
—Kurt and Blaine, The First Time

Blaine: (to Sebastian) I just never want to mess my thing up with him in any way. He is really great.
Kurt: (overhears) Who’s really great?
Blaine: You!
—Blaine about Kurt, The First Time

Kurt: You take my breath away. And not just now! Tonight, on that stage. I was so proud to be with you.
Blaine: (Choked up) I hope so… I want you to be.
—Blaine about Kurt, The First Time

Kurt: I want to go to your house…
—Kurt to Blaine, The First Time

Don’t give up hope, ever. We’ll figure something out.
—Blaine to Kurt about his empty NYADA application, I Kissed A Girl

However, I can not let a single moment pass without first raising a zero-calorie toast to one Mr. Kurt Hummel, aka NYADA finalist! Yay!
—Blaine, Michael

Hello! I’m Margaret Thatcher Dog! My relationship with the Queen was ruff!
—Kurt to Blaine, Big Brother

I confiscated this little guy to give to you, since there was no convincing you to coming with us.
—Kurt to Blaine about the stuffed puppy, Big Brother

Kurt: I like the way he makes me feel. I mean, when was the last time you complimented me or told me how special I was?

Blaine: I transferred schools to be with you - I… I changed my whole life! That doesn’t make you feel loved?
—Blaine and Kurt, Dance With Somebody

You are the love of my life, Kurt.
—Blaine to Kurt, Dance With Somebody

Blaine: And, While we’re being perfectly honest, I don’t like, that with every conversation we always end up talking about NYADA. What song you’re going to sing, and what - what outfit you’re going to wear to your call back, How amazing New York is! And it’s like New York is the only thing we talk about now, Kurt. And it’s like, it’s like you can’t wait to get out of here. How’s that suppose to make me feel? In a few months, you’re going to be gone. With this brand new life, and this brand new friends, this brand new everything, and I’m going to be right here, by myself. You’re right, I have been distant, and I’m sorry. But I’m just, trying to practice what life is going to be like without you. You are the love of my life Kurt, and I am pissed off, that I have to learn that next year, what being alone is going to be like.

Kurt: But you’re not going to be alone! I’m going to Skype you every day, and you’re going to come visit me in New York every weekend as far as I’m concerned. But I promise! You’re aren’t going to lose me.

Blaine: I love you so much.

Kurt: I love you too.

(They hug)
—Blaine and Kurt, Dance With Somebody

Kurt: I’m starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable… Or maybe I just need more candles…

Blaine: Oh God no… No more candles…
—Kurt and Blaine, Choke

Blaine: I’ll be right back

Kurt: Don’t you dare! I love finally getting to see the real you. The man without the product, and I want everyone here to know, just how proud I am, of my brave, handsome, bushy haired boyfriend. Come on, Borat.
—Blaine and Kurt about Blaine’s hair, Prom-asaurus

Kurt: Trick or Treat! Bada-bing!

Blaine: Hey, what’s a guy gotta do to get a candy situation up in here?
—Kurt and Blaine as Snooki and The Situation from Jersey Shore on Halloween, Props